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Digging Up the Past: My 2017 Pisces Horror-Scope Archive You know I’ve been trying to clean up my digital life lately. It’s a total disaster area, right? Like, I have external hard drives that haven’t seen the light of day since the last time I moved houses, and that was ages ago. I figured, “Today’s…
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Man, let me tell you, digging up this specific “horoscope weekly pisces 2016” stuff was a total mess. Why 2016? Well, you know how it is when you’re finally cleaning out your five-year-old cloud storage? I was supposed to be deleting old junk, right? Just freeing up space on the hard drive that was running…
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The Real Reason I Dug Up Nine-Year-Old Star Charts I was done. Just absolutely wiped out. You know that feeling when you and your significant other have that same fight? The one where you both know the script, the lines, and the inevitable slamming of the door? Yeah, we just finished Act V. I felt…
The Absolute Mess That Led Me to Daily Advice Now You see the title. A Quick Look at Your Horoscope Week Ahead Pisces (Daily Advice Now). Most people think this is just some fluffy, check-it-and-forget-it junk. Maybe it is. But I didn’t get into this because things were good. I got into it because my…
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Man, let me tell you straight up, I wasn’t always the guy paying attention to planetary alignments or moon phases. I always just figured love was something you either nailed or you blew, and I spent a good five years blowing it spectacularly. I started digging into the weekly Pisces love stuff not because I…
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My Descent into Urdu Astrology for a Sore Back (Or Why Official Channels Are Bullshit) You probably think I lost my mind. Why in the hell would a guy like me, who normally tracks stocks and reads tech reports, be obsessing over a weekly Pisces horoscope, translated badly from Urdu, just to check my health…
Man, let me tell you, I hit a wall this month. A proper, concrete wall. Not even kidding. It started subtle: I got a fine for something stupid I didn’t even do. Then my damn garage door decided to quit. Then my sister called me at 3 AM crying over something I couldn’t fix. It…
Man, I was a wreck last week. Seriously, totally burnt out. You know that feeling when you’re just pushing buttons but nothing is actually loading? That was me. My mind was like a cheap computer running three hundred programs at once and all of them were crashing. I couldn’t focus. I was forgetting simple stuff….
Horoscopes. Man, I usually skip this crap. It’s the technical debt of self-help, right? All fluff and no substance. But the title for the third decan Pisces this week—”Is Love Finally Coming Your Way?”—it just stuck in my craw. Like, finally? Are you judging my life choices, astrology chart? I decided to turn it into…
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Man, let me tell you, I have a habit that is just terrible, but it also pays off sometimes. I keep everything. I mean everything. I’m like a digital and physical hoarder of my own mistakes. So when my landlord finally kicked me out of that cheap downtown apartment I’d been rotting in, I had…
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