pisces horoscope may 31 2025： What to expect for your love and career.

Look, I gotta be straight with you. I don’t just wake up and decide to look at a late-May chart for a sign two years out. That whole routine is a complete waste of time if you’re just clicking around on the big sites. That’s all generic junk written by some intern in a cubicle farm. I only bother when the situation is screaming at me.

This whole thing started because a buddy of mine—we’ll call him “Mitch,” but he’s basically a classic, overthinking Pisces in a Leo’s body—he called me up last week in a full-blown panic. He’d just landed an interview for a gig in some massive corporate consulting firm and, to top it off, he was trying to figure out if he should move forward with this girl he’d been dating who was sending him mixed signals. Total, 100% textbook Pisces problem: career opportunity meets relationship uncertainty.

He was obsessing over May 2025 because some cheap horoscope app he followed had flagged it as an “alignment of great change.” I nearly choked laughing. But then I realized, this dude needed something solid to ground him, not just some digital fluff. So I promised him I’d hit the books and the actual charts and give him a real breakdown, not this feel-good garbage.

First thing I did? I went old school. I dug out my 1985 Ephemeris (yeah, the actual paper book, smells like old coffee and regret) and also cranked open that heavy-duty charting software I paid too much for years ago. See, I don’t rely on the synthesized data. I look at the actual degrees.

My entire process for this was a grind. Not a quick read. A deep, heavy-lift dive. I didn’t care about anything else except the long-haul planets and where they were chilling for late May 2025.

• I Started with Saturn: That old warden of responsibility and structure. It was squaring Pisces’ ruler (Neptune) around that time. When Saturn and Neptune get into a wrestling match, it means work stuff feels murky and obligations feel heavy. This immediately told me the career side of the prediction needed a dose of reality.
• I Zeroed in on Venus: The Love planet. Venus was moving through a fast sign and hitting some friction points. The love life wasn’t going to be easy or simple. If you’re a Pisces, you always want simple. Too bad.
• I Cross-Referenced the Houses: I mentally drew up a standard chart for the date, focusing on the 4th, 6th, and 10th houses (home, daily grind, and career legacy). The energy was all about dealing with old business and finally making a concrete choice, which is Pisces Kryptonite.

I realized this prediction wasn’t going to be a “get rich quick” or “meet your soulmate tomorrow” kind of deal. It was a “put your big-boy pants on and define your life” message. That’s what the charts were screaming at me.

Why do I trust my process over the popular ones? Because I learned the hard way that the generalized stuff is a complete train wreck when it hits real life. Ten years ago, I was dating someone, and their horoscope for a critical month was all “financial abundance and romantic bliss.” I believed it, mostly because it sounded nice. We ended up losing a big chunk of savings on a bad investment, and she ended up moving across the country and ghosting me a week later. Zero abundance. Zero bliss. Just a lot of takeout and figuring out how to pay rent.

That was my turning point. I realized the only way to make this stuff actionable is to treat the planetary movements like a weather report—they tell you what the conditions are, but you have to decide if you wear a coat or carry an umbrella. The forecast was accurate, but my interpretation was based on wishful thinking. Never again.

So, armed with the data and that decade-old memory of getting the financial boot, I translated the whole mess for Mitch. This is exactly what I told him for late May 2025:

The job is going to feel heavy. It’s not about finding a new role; it’s about shoring up the one you have. Expect friction with authority figures and don’t take any shortcuts. You’re going to have to prove your structure and stability, which is the exact opposite of what you want to do. If you’re looking for that huge, immediate career leap, this isn’t the month. It’s about building a solid foundation, brick by boring brick.

There’s a definitive choice coming. The uncertainty from the past few months—that back and forth with the girl—has to end. Venus says it’s time to stop swimming in the sea of possibilities and plant a flag. Either you’re in, or you need to walk away cleanly. Dragging it out will just lead to more confusion and regret. This isn’t a month for romance; it’s a month for relationship negotiation and reality.

I didn’t give him the “it’ll be fine” speech. I gave him the “it’s going to be work” speech. That’s the real practice, isn’t it? Taking the ethereal and making it something you can actually use to pay your bills and manage your emotions. He hated it, of course, but he needed it. And that, right there, is the entire reason I bother digging up these old charts in the first place.