You wanna talk about Pisces birthdays? Man, I used to hate those. It’s a complete minefield. You try to get them something cool, something practical, but they just look at it with those big, watery eyes, say “Thank you,” and you know they’re already dreaming about some totally irrelevant thing you should’ve gotten instead. You…
The Bottom Line: Desperate Times and a Dumb Horoscope I’m not usually one for that star sign garbage, you know? Never have been. I’m a Pisces, sure, but I read that stuff like I read the fine print on a warranty—just skip it. But man, late 2019 going into 2020, things were hitting the fan,…
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Man, I gotta tell you, the whole “Pisces escapism” thing? It’s not some chill, hippie fantasy like the magazines make it out to be. I used to think it was all about sitting by the ocean and dreaming big. I was dead wrong. I learned the hard way that when Pisces dips out, it’s not…
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Honestly, the whole idea of a Pisces and a Pisces hooking up always felt like a myth to me. Like, either it’s some perfect spiritual bond where they float on a cloud of shared dreams, or it’s an absolute train wreck where they both just drown each other in melodrama. Nobody ever seems to have…
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The question isn’t really can this relationship last, it’s more about how much damn effort you’re willing to put in to make it a sustainable burn and not just an explosion that fizzles out. I’m the Aries in this mess, and let me tell you, when my lady—the Pisces—and I first connected, it wasn’t a…
Okay, look. I got stuck. We all hit those walls where the grind is just the same old crap, right? That’s exactly where I was maybe three weeks back. Everything felt flat, the projects were boring, and my Pisces brain was screaming for some drama, some sign that things were gonna shift. So, I’m scrolling…
Honestly, this card, the Two of Pentacles, has driven me nuts for years. Every time I pulled a spread for a friend or even for myself about a relationship outcome—you know, “Is this person the person?” or “Which job should I take?”—and this Two of Pentacles flopped out in the final position, I’d just sigh….
Man, I don’t know who writes the stuff, but they must be reading a different language. Every Monday, I’d open up that page and feel like I needed a decoder ring just to figure out if I should buy groceries or quit my job. It’s never simple. It’s always “a transit of the Moon through…
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Man, I gotta tell you, this whole thing started because of a sheer annoyance. I kept reading all this stuff online about Pisces being these total, passive dreamers, always crying into their pillows, you know? And I was thinking, that cannot be right. I have known too many Pisceans who are absolute forces of nature….
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The Day I Dug Up Old Astrological Career Advice You know how it is. You hit a wall. A big, ugly, concrete wall, and you just stand there breathing dust, wondering why you ever thought running full-tilt was a good idea. That was me, circa late 2019. Not a fun time. I was clocked into…
